Thursday, February 26, 2009

Nemitz And Taylor: The Legion Of Doom.


Have you ever been punched by a girl? Suddenly and without warning? Directly in the face? What about two girls? One after the other....The first girl beating you until you can only pray for it all to end. When your prayers are not answered has another girl of equally destructive prowess struck you in the trachea and left you lying on the ground....a beaten and humiliated mess? If so, it is safe to assume your name is:

Purdue
Wisconsin
Arizona
Michigan State
Minnesota
Ohio State
James Fenklebrend from my 5th grade class (people dont forget dude.)
Wright State
Notre Dame
Illinois
Northwestern
Pittsburgh
Iowa
long Island
Maryland
FAU
Brigham Young
Louisville
UCLoverAted
Penn State
St. Louis
East Carolina
Indiana
UC Riverside
Florida State......need I continue?

A softball team with one great pitcher is all fine and dandy, but two....well....thats just unfair.
Unless of course those two fine pitchers play for the University of Michigan, which it just so happens they do. Their names are Nikki Nemitz and Jordan Taylor , and to say they are dominant is a surefire way to be branded captain obvious.

Lets start with Nemitz,
Won Twenty games in both her freshman and sophmore seasons, All American, Two time All big ten first team as a utility player and a pitcher, Tons of movement from the left side, can put the ball wherever she deems most inconveniant and in addition to all this, she can hit!

Then there is Taylor,
Won 31 games, All American, Big Ten Freshman of the year, Boasted the best pitching statistics for a U-M rookie in program history, Tricky Release, Nasty Changeup, Right Handed (coupled with Nemitz southpaw can prove difficult for teams seeing both in one game.) and has great velocity.

The resumes speak for themselves.

This season should be no different as both pitchers have only gotten better. So I encourage all upcoming teams to take a number.....Your beatdown should be along shortly.

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